CVTW 084: Corbin F***ing Rockwell

TONIGHT our hero performs his spoken word tribute to Lana of the Sea and her social media foibles. Who’s ready for the United States Navy Laser Beams of Love? Are we on the cusp of a Eurodance-Dance-Revolution? How does Corbin really feel about The 1975? Find out on a new episode of CVTW. Featuring...

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CVTW 083: Uncanny Valley Girl

TONIGHT on a space age episode our hero grapples with the future of robotic musicians covering Tupac. Will the robots top the charts before they take over? What’s the one secret to getting rich that Uncle Sam doesn’t want you to know? Does anyone actually know what the Teapot Dome Scandal is? Find out...

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CVTW 082: X AE A-12 Gonna Give It To Ya

TONIGHT on a special tinfoil hat episode, our hero dons a blast suit and plunges head first into the #Plandemic documentary. Will his sanity be safe? Could you depose a corrupt narcostate with the Denver Broncos? How do you pronounce #Grimes and #ElonMusk ‘s child’s name without summoning the Devil? Find out on a...

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CVTW 081: Revenge of the Murder Hornets

Our hero confronts his worst nightmares as the ongoing gothic saga of 2020 yields an unexpected twist: giant radioactive murder hornets. Can our new alien friends help save us from sci-fi disaster? Are we the John Malkovich or the Gary Sinise of geopolitics? Will Corbin survive an unexpected encounter with the Men in Black?...

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CVTW 080: The Juggalo Support Foundation

TONIGHT our hero uses his evil powers for good as he rallies behind the people most affected by coronavirus: the humble Juggalo. How will they afford another semester of Clown College? Is Kim Jong Un hanging out with Schrodinger’s Cat? What do Donald Trump’s poll numbers and oil prices have in common? Find out...

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CVTW 079: V For Victim Complex

TONIGHT our hero drags all the brave freedom-loving dumb dumbs doing their best rebellion cosplay for their FOX News Masters. Are Anonymous masks fashion forward? Why is Minecraft the hippest new performance venue? How will Corbin figure out a way to bring up pro wrestling this week? Find out on this new episode of...

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CVTW 078: UFC Mortal Kombat Island

TONIGHT on a bloodthirsty new episode, our hero activates the hype train (choo choo!) for Dana Khan’s deadly UFC Mortal Kombat Fight Island! Will we forgive them for unleashing the Tapout brand upon the world? What’s the sinister truth behind Wyoming? What will we do about Hollywood’s vile furry infestation? Find out on this...

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CVTW 077: QuarantineMania

TONIGHT on a new locked down episode of CVTW, our hero celebrates a WrestleMania in isolation! What million dollar idea will save him from unemployment? What’s wrong with our stubborn middle states? Who is Flava Flav voting for? Find out on this episode of Corbin vs. The World! Featuring tunes by Allie X, Kiddie...

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CVTW 076: Tiger King of the Ring

Hey all you cool cats and kittens, TONIGHT our hero grapples with the implications of America’s latest and greatest anti-hero, Tiger King! Is it a Lisa Frank fever dream on bath salts or something more? Is Jeremy Renner the songbird of a generation? How many times did the government use the “cheese steak jimmy”...

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CVTW 075: Trapt in the Closet

TONIGHT on a new episode our hero returns to a kingdom in peril to offer some words of solace and encouragement. But more importantly…WHAT DOES TRAPT THINK? Who is the worst Beatle? Does anyone actually know what day of the week it is? Nothing matters anymore on a NEW EPISODE OF CORBIN VS THE...

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