The Bernie Sanders campaign for president is dead. It has ceased to be, bereft of life, and rests in peace. It has gone to meet the great Campaign Manager in the Sky, to join the likes of Howard Dean, Michael Dukakis, and George McGovern. We are gathered here today to pay our respects to...
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Corbin vs. The Democratic Primaries: Part Uno
A Song of Ire and Strife Last night, I astrally projected myself into an alternate universe where Donald Trump succumbed to a heart attack right after Comey revealed the FBI was still investigating Hillary Clinton. Obviously Hillary won the election. For the record, it’s pretty dope. Kanye never went off the deep end, no...
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